Style Invitational Week 1225: The Ideas of March — give us slogans for the march of your choice Plus winners for our contest to describe the child of any two people from history (Bob Staake/For The Washington Post ) By Pat Myers By Pat Myers Entertainment April 27 at 9:47 AM (Click here to skip down <#report> to the winning “children” from Week 1221) It’s not clear how much effect last weekend’s March for Science will have on the current administration — budget director Mick Mulvaney said of federal climate science programs, “We consider that to be a waste of your money to go out and do that” — but one thing is certain: There were a lot of great protest signs. “Think While It’s Still Legal.” “What do we want? Evidence-based science! When do we want it? After peer review!” The mascot of the Georgia GOP? This week's second prize, an elephant made from peach pits. (Pat Myers/The Washington Post ) “Got Polio? Me Neither. Thanks, Science!” And a picture of Planet Earth with the slogan “I’m With Her.” But surely scientists aren’t the only community that can step up wittily for its cause. *This week: Suggest a march for some group or field, along with one or more slogans. (You might also, or instead, comment on the march with some pertinent wordplay.) * Be sure to Google your slogan to make sure it’s not all over a bunch of T-shirts already. *Submit entries at this website: * *bit.ly/enter-invite-1225 * (all lowercase). Winner gets the *Inkin’ Memorial ,* the Lincoln statue bobblehead that is the official Style Invitational trophy. Second place receives a perhaps unique figurine of an elephant made mostly from varnished peach pits. Donated by Ur-Loser Elden Carnahan. *Other runners-up *win our new “You Gotta Play to Lose” Loser Mug or our Grossery Bag, “I Got a B in Punmanship.” Honorable mentions get one of our new lusted-after Loser magnets, “No Childishness Left Behind” or “Magnum Dopus.” First Offenders receive only a smelly tree-shaped air “freshener” (FirStink for their first ink). Deadline is Monday night, May 8; results published May 28 (online May 25). See general contest rules and guidelines at wapo.st/InvRules . “The Ideas of March” was a comment by Loser Diane Wah in a Style Invitational Devotees thread about a pondered March for Math. “Putting on heirs” in the headline for this week’s results was submitted by both Jon Gearhart and Jeff Contompasis; the honorable-mentions subhead is by Jesse Frankovich. Join the Style Invitational Devotees group on Facebook at /on.fb.me/invdev ./ “Like” Style Invitational Ink of the Day on Facebook at /bit.ly/inkofday. / *The Style Conversational *The Empress’s weekly online column, published late Thursday afternoon, discusses each new contest and set of results. Especially if you plan to enter, check it out at wapo.st/styleconv . And from The Style Invitational four weeks ago . . . In *Week 1221 * we asked you to muse upon what the offspring of any two people through history (or fiction) — this time including same-sex couples — would be like. 4th place The child of *Michelangelo and Banksy *would paint the outside of the Sistine Chapel. (Tom Witte, Montgomery Village, Md.) 3rd place The child of *Donald Trump and Steve Jobs *would be happy to grab your PC. (Chris Doyle, Denton, Tex.) 2nd place and the animatronic chipmunk: Fifty percent of people would love the child of *Ray Romano and Ted Cruz. * (Duncan Stevens, Vienna, Va.) And the winner of the Inkin’ Memorial: The child of *Paul Simon and Henry VIII *could recommend 51 ways to leave your lover. (Dave Matuskey, Sacramento) Bland parenthood: honorable mentions The child of *William the Conqueror and John James Audubon *would publish the Victorious Egret catalogue. (Dudley Thompson, Cary, N.C.) The child of *Benito Mussolini and Britney Spears *would be a train wreck that runs on time. (Jim Derby, Rockville, Md.) The child of *Paul Ryan and Bob Vila *would tear out all your plumbing fixtures, put an outhouse in your backyard, and call it a huge improvement. (Duncan Stevens) The child of *Jared Kushner and Caitlyn Jenner *would reinvent the federal government, bring peace to the Middle East, defeat ISIS, oversee construction of a border wall with Mexico, replace the Affordable Care Act, and win the Olympic decathlon as both a man and as a woman. (Roy Ashley, Washington) The child of *Manute Bol and Patty Hearst *would be tall, dark and ransomed. (Dave Matuskey) The child of *Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway *would definitely /not/ be named Oscar. (Amy Harris, Charlottesville, Va.) A son of *The Donald and Elizabeth Barrett Browning *would spend all his time counting the ways he loved himself. (John McCooey, Rehoboth Beach, Del.) The child of *Paul McCartney and Annie *would sing “Today.” (Duncan Stevens) The child of *Mr. T and Gordon Ramsay *will pity the food. (Kevin Dopart, Washington) The child of *Mick Jagger and Roberto Durán *would gather no más. (Dave Matuskey) The child of *Roberta Flack and Vladimir Putin *will kill you softly with his polonium. (Michele Uhler, Fort Washington, Md.) The child of *Mike Tyson and Vladimir Putin *would take a bite out of Crimea. (Dave Matuskey) The child of *Michael Flynn and Jenny McCarthy *will never expect immunity. (Kevin Dopart) The child of *Scott Joplin and Levi Strauss *would go from rags to britches. (Mae Scanlan, Washington) The toddler child of *Sean Spicer and Kellyanne Conway* would have to wear fireproof Pull-Ups. (Ira Allen, Bethesda, Md.) For the child of *Lazarus and Donald Trump,* death and taxes wouldn’t be certain. (Jeff Shirley, Richmond, Va.) If a child had been born to *William Strunk and E.B. White,* they would be he or she. (Dave Matuskey) The child of *George Gallup and Frank Luntz *will be bipolar. (Dave Silberstein, College Park, Md.) The child of *Marcel Marceau and Norman Bates *would keep mum. (Beverley Sharp, Montgomery, Ala.) The child of *Prince and Jeffrey Dahmer *would be a purple people eater. (Leigh Giza, Bristow, Va.) Any children *Mike Pence *had with *Greta Garbo* would want to be left alone, but with a chaperon. (Stephen Litterst, Newark, Del.) In the delivery room, after the birth of their seventh child, *Ron Popeil *would encourage *Nadya Suleman* by shouting, “But wait, there’s more!” (Seth Tucker, Washington) The child of *Archimedes and Paul Simon *would find 50 ways to love his lever. (Chris Doyle) I’m afraid that the child of *Cleopatra and Ronald McDonald* would have asp-burger syndrome. (Mark Raffman, Reston, Va.; Neal Starkman, Seattle) If *Donald Duck married Annie Oakley,* their kid would be a quack shot. (Steve Fahey, Kensington, Md.) The child of *Harpo Marx and Marcel Marceau *would commit unspeakable acts. (Jeff Shirley) The child of *Helen Hunt and Gregory Peck* would be a great actor but a slow typist. (Jesse Frankovich, Lansing, Mich.) The child of *Ivanka Trump and Mahatma Gandhi *would make millions of dollars selling designer loincloths. (Robert Schechter, Dix Hills, N.Y.) The child of *John Nance Garner and Gaylord Perry *would grow up to be a pitcher of warm spitballs. (Dudley Thompson) The child of *Johnny Cash and Paul Ryan *would take away your health care just to watch you die. (Robert Schechter) The child of *Lucrezia Borgia and John Chapman *would go about spreading poison ivy seeds. (Jeff Contompasis, Ashburn, Va.) The child of *Mata Hari and Hannibal* would double-cross the Alps. (Warren Clements, Toronto) The child of *Mother Teresa and Don Rickles *would feed starving children and then make fun of the way they chew. (Robert Schechter) The child of *Sisyphus and Mr. Whipple *will be a fan of rock-and-roll. (Larry Gray, Union Bridge, Md.) The child of *Timothy Leary and Dick Van Dyke *would always be tripping on the ottoman. (Dave Matuskey) The child of *Balaam and King David* would have his ass in a sling. (Dudley Thompson) The child of *Deepak Chopra and Betsy DeVos *would be om-schooled. (Chris Doyle) Sadly, the child of *Julian Assange and Chelsea Manning *will turn out to be a chronic bed wetter. (David Garratt, Silver City, N.M.) The child of *George Clooney and Joanne Free *would have a very happy mom. (Joanne Free, Clifton, Va.) The child of *Carrot Top and *. . . nah. (Michael Rolfe, Cape Town, South Africa) *Still running — deadline Monday night, May 1: Our contest to compare any two random items on a list we supplied. See bit.ly/invite1224 . *